Friday, July 31, 2009

Answer The Call Everyday!!


When Nature Calls.. ..



xxxxxxxAnswering the call of nature means to respond the call from basic nature. It simply means involving the needs of using toilet, or, going to the restroom.

xxxxxxxHuman Feces, Aka stools, is the waste removed from the human digestive system expelled through the anus during defecation. It differs from size, shape, colour and odour depending on your digestive system situation, at the same time influenced by diet and health condition.

xxxxxxxWell… this topic is quite.. Perhaps it may disgust you. But from the point of my view, I feel that our body health condition can be determined or predicted from our most basic “habit”. So, I hope you enjoy the post and learn something beneficial!!

Bristol Stool Chart

xxxxxxxThe Bristol Stool Chart or Bristol Stool Scale is a health check aid designed to categorized the type of human feces. The shape of the stool depends on the duration stayed in the colon.

Type 1 and 2 signifying constipation.
Type 3 and 4 are the beeeest Stools to pass.
Type 5, 6 and 7 consists of the symtoms toward diarrhea or urgency!! BEWARE!!


>> This stool is categoried under Type 6 in the Bristol Stool Chart

>>Looks very fibrous, so should be categorized under Type 5 in the Bristol Stool Chart


According to a JAPAN feces specialist .. ..


3cm in diameter in golden yellow. (you can still see some residue on it) ^^
Healthy feces are usually

3 cm in diameter, in golden yellow
Soft but not too soft like a mud
Moderate odour
• The feces should contain 75% of water content with 25% of solid matter
• Should be floating on the water.
• The pressure is less during defecation, means tat you will answer the “call” easily without pressing too hard on it. (no GEK SAI)

In term of hardness:
• Soft and in a complete form.
Cylindrical, modest in size and a feel of shiny texture.

So if you’re not rushing in time, try to observe your stool, concern about it and understand your body health!! ^^


Colouring Time!!

Yellow
xxxGiardiasis, caused by the infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism called Giardia lamblia. If Giardia infects the intestines it can cause severe yellow diarrhea.

Giardia lamblia

xxx• Another cause of yellowing is Gilbert's Syndrome. It is a deficiency in the liver where red blood cells are broken down. People with Gilbert's Syndrome do not produce as many blood cells as normal people. Therefore, their poop will be appeared in pale yellow due to the low quantity of discarded red blood cell matter. This condition is characterized by jaundice occurs when too much bilirubin is present.
Gilbert's Syndrome
Bilirubin

xxx• A more serious problem is yellow stool resulting from malabsorption. When your body does not absorb fats properly from the food you ingest, the excess fat are removed into your stool, giving yellowish stool.

Saturated and unsaturated fatty acid


Black


xxxMelena, where the blood in the intestines is long enough to be broken down by digestive enzymes. Normally, this is due bleeding in the upper digestive tract, such as from a bleeding peptic ulcer which normally found in gastrointestinal tract that is usually acidic and thus super painful.

Feces of Melena


xxxIron deficiency anemia, where blood lost within the body and it may show up in your stools, hence producing black or bloody stools.


xxx Hematochezia indicates the large intestine is bleeding somewhere. The most common causes are inflamed pouches of the colon. Excessive and frequent consumption of alcohol can also cause abnormalities of blood circulation throughout the body.

Feces of Hematochezia

Green


xxx• Diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or consume large quantities of food coloring.
xxxExcess iron (II) salts in the diet when the body does not absorb the iron thoroughly. If digestion is malfunction by illness, bilirubin will be less concentrated and the green color may become more obvious. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.



Why are bird’s feces not in brown colour??

xxxxxxBecause birds are not mammals!!! They don’t urinate!! Instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as homo sapien do, they expel it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid appears in form of white paste because it has very low water solubility.
So you will always saw bird’s feces stick on car’s windscreen in white colour paste.


Why does poop stink?

1. Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, as well as inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide, H2S as well.
2. Foods ingested with heavy spices may adding to the odor of feces because unable to digest. Vegetarian diets produce feces with less odor compare to those who consumed a lot of meats. Therefore, the odor of feces produced by carnivores such as lions tends to be much stronger than those produced by herbivores such as horses.
indole
skatole

How 2 Make Poo poo Smell Better??

Spray Perfume or Colongne!!!

Reduced fast food intake and snaks!!
Eating healthy , natural foods will reduce stool odor.
increase the amount of fiber in your diet. Fiber cuts down on stool odor, by minimizing constipation.
• Drinking
more water helps a lot,
Minimize the amount of animal fat you consume. Animal fat leads to the production of sulphorous gas in your intestines.
• Eat more
yogurt and buttermilk. These foods decrease odor production by introducing healthy bacteria into your digestive system .
• Consider adding supplements to your diet. Look for tablets containing
chlorophyll or Beano.

Chlorophyll Drink


Why baby’s early Poo in Green??OMG!!

xxxxxxxMeconium is a thick, green, tar like substance that lines your baby's intestines during pregnancy. Typically this substance is not release in your baby's bowel movements until after birth.

xxxxxxxMeconium is the earliest stools of an infant. Meconium is consists of products ingested during the duration spend in the uterus which are intestinal epithelial cells, lanugo, mucus, amniotic fluid, bile, and water.

xxxxxxxDuring pregnancy the baby floats in the amniotic fluid within the uterus. This fluid protects the baby while he or she grows and develops. The baby swallows the amniotic fluid which contains all the other constituents mentioned above.

xxxxxxxTherefore, all of the contents other than the amniotic fluid are filtered out and remain behind in the intestine until MECOMNIUM!! ^^


SO CUTE!!!! LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!

AFTER seeing this… not cute liaooooo

WARNING!!!!

Shoes's Mark on the toilet bowl...

xxxxxxxNO NO NO!!!! Don’t ever squat on the toilet bowl. There are many cases of squatting on the toilet bowl and unfortunately it broke, so… (Use your imagination)

xxxxxxxI know, you may think of you bum’s hygient purposes, but these toilet bowls are not designed to support concentrated weight!!

xxxxxxxThere are still many alternatives to prevent sitting on the dirty surface directly. I myself will always take sufficient toilet paper and place on the surface to be sitted. Else, you may also use water to rinse the mouth of the toilet bowl.


REMEMBER!! NEVER EVER SQUAT on the toilet bowl!!! FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!!

Else, BEAR THE CONSEQUENCES yourself!!!


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TOIELT INCIDENT!! DO NOT SQUAT ON THE TOILET BOWL!!!


Lastly…


xxxxxxxWould you dare to try Food made of the shape of Stool?? Even the colour is super similar?? Well… There’s no harm trying New things Right?? ENJOY!! ^^

Stool Bread!!

Stool shape Ice cream!! Yummy!!

2 comments:

  1. wa!!!!! wai dao!!!!!! vomit arr!!!!! soak soak u r so wai!!!!!!

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  2. wad la ji ji!! General knowledge la!! Every1 also go poo poo de mah!! very zhen chang ah!!

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